Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
vagina is talking i cant
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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