I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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