Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We are two peas in an std pod
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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