It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have feelings that need drinking.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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