my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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