my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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