she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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