ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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