And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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