DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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