You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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