OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
false alarm. still invincible.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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