Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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