I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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