How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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