dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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