I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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