I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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