Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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