You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............