If i come over, it means nothing
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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