I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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