Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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