Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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