he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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