im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
