Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
