I am in a vortex of obligation.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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