Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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