I need help removing her.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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