Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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