'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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