TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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