made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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