But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
