How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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