So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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