She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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