Sponge bath it is.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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