i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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