She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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