He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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