They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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