Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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