im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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