yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it was like eating out sand paper
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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