I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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