She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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