i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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