Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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