Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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