I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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