dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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