Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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